'Any of the network companies would snap you up. Maud, wearing only a sliding emerald-green towel now, sat at the brilliantly lit mirror, different eyeshadows littering the shelf in front of her, as though a paintbox had been upended. 'I'll be popping over to Ireland all the time from now on for the Autumn sales, so Cameron won't suffer too badly from withdrawal symptoms. He must have changed his mind.
But once the tears started spilling out of her bruised eyes, she found she couldn't stop them. 'The sexual tension between him and Maud was incredible, particularly when offset by Monica and Charles, who, stepping up the camping, got more and more like Dignity and Impudence. Both Malise and Mum are quite strict, so when she comes here she sort of runs wild. 'How dare you lay that number on me?' screamed Cameron over the din.
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